even eyeless puppies are adorable
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
fuck are you talking about
look at this lil bro
the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Friendly reminder that Pokémon Special made a tentacles rape joke. (◕‿◕✿)
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
Friendly reminder that in the Kanto games, you can see Articuno through a pair of binoculars on the road. The Pokédex says it’s said to appear to doomed people who are lost in icy mountains. And then those games’ protagonist next appears in Mount Silver (◕‿◕✿)